.3.14.2008 ' 15:57 Y
Yellow People are loved.
okay.. its been quite long alr. so, here are the answers to the riddles! ;D
1 ) How do you draw a square with three straight lines?
ans :

2 ) What is the end of everything?
- Ans : G
3 ) What's black white black white black white black white black white...?
- Ans : A penguin rolling down the stairs
4 ) What starts with T, ends with a T and is full of Ts?
- Ans : Teapot
5 ) What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
- Ans : Their middle name
6 ) What bird can lift the most weight?
- Ans : The crane
7 ) What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- Ans : No idea (no eye deer)
8 ) Why cant penguins fly?
- Ans : Cos they dont have money to buy air tickets ( this is very lame T.T )
9 ) If this :
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Is superman,
What is this?
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- Ans : Superman returns!
10 ) Three tadpoles went to a restaurant and they saw the people of the next table eating frog porridge. What did they started singing? ( hint: a chinese song )
- Ans : wo bu xiang wo bu xiang bu xiang zhang da ( s.h.e's 'bu xiang zhang da', i dont wish to grow up )
11 ) Which flower is the weakest? ( hint: a chi song)
- Ans : muo li hua. cos 'hao yi duo mei li de muo li hua..' mei li can oso means no energy ;D
12 ) Why is the fish cunning ? ( hint: a food )
- Ans : cos 'yu pian mi fen' ( fish lie to bee hoon )
13 ) Andy Lau went to a pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?
- Ans : A-ha. cos "a ha... gei wo yi bei wang qing shui......."
LAST QNS!Who live in a pineapple under the sea!? xD10 + 6 = 16!#